003 | Video (forward dated to July 15th)

[divinacommedia]

[Well.... he's more than pleased today, definitely.]

Ihihihi....! I can't believe it, before I left my world I was constantly stuck in that loop of October 4th and 5th~! Not anymore though! Oh no! And today is even a special day....

That's right, I'm turning nineteen today! Wahaha! I can actually say it's my birthday! Now.... I have a special request for presents....

Let's see 'em ladies, those wonderful chests of yours! Beautiful, bouncy, and ripe for the picking! I can't wait, I can't wait! Just one touch~!

Comments

[divinacommedia]

Tch....! Dammit!

Hey hey, what do I have to do to become a sea slug again?

[starfishlovesyou]

Crawl around on the floor, leave a trail wherever you go and dress up in bright colours so you're very pretty to look at. [...] As a sea slug, not as a person.

[divinacommedia]

Sh...shit!

Nooooo Fuuko-chaaan! I want to be a sea slug again in your eyes!

[starfishlovesyou]

To do that you will have to stop asking to see girls chests for at least five years to be back on level with the sea slugs. And that is Fuuko making a generous estimate!

[divinacommedia]

I can't do that!

That's impossible for a pervert like me....!!

[starfishlovesyou]

You can change your ways, Fuuko is sure that there is someone out there that believes in you!

[Not her though. Nope. Total lost cause.]

[divinacommedia]

I want you to believe in me!

Help me ooouuutt!

[starfishlovesyou]

But it's impossible to Fuuko to believe in someone who's so far out they're not even a sea slug.

... Battler-san, Fuuko just had an idea! Whilst Fuuko won't believe in you maybe you could be a clown fish instead!

[divinacommedia]

...Is that a good thing?

[starfishlovesyou]

Fuuko isn't sure, this is the first time Fuuko has considered the clown fish in this light. Do you feel much like a clown fish?

[divinacommedia]

I... I don't know, I never thought about it before.

[starfishlovesyou]

You can't be a clown fish then, Fuuko is positive the clown fish think on a regular basis. If Fuuko ever finds a type of fish that hasn't thought before then you can be that one.

[divinacommedia]

Wha-...

Hey I think! I meant I never thought about being a fish! Dammit, don't assume I'm just a moron!

[starfishlovesyou]

Fuuko is just going off what you said just now! If it'll make you any happier then Fuuko will try and find a fish that has thought before, just not about clown fish or about if it is a moron!

[divinacommedia]

Just...

Wow.

Alright alright, I can pull off a clown fish.

[starfishlovesyou]

Okay, Fuuko is glad to hear you will try being a clown fish. [...] Do you have a shirt with orange and white stripes Battler-san? Then you can be even closer to the clown fish in terms of looks.

[divinacommedia]

N...no? Does this mean I have to go shopping?

[starfishlovesyou]

You could always wear a normal orange shirt and stick strips of paper to it, that would also work. At least Fuuko thinks so.