003 | Video (forward dated to July 15th)

[divinacommedia]

[Well.... he's more than pleased today, definitely.]

Ihihihi....! I can't believe it, before I left my world I was constantly stuck in that loop of October 4th and 5th~! Not anymore though! Oh no! And today is even a special day....

That's right, I'm turning nineteen today! Wahaha! I can actually say it's my birthday! Now.... I have a special request for presents....

Let's see 'em ladies, those wonderful chests of yours! Beautiful, bouncy, and ripe for the picking! I can't wait, I can't wait! Just one touch~!

Comments

[cannoneer]

That ain't surprising.

[divinacommedia]

Who doesn't like a good joke?

...Ah- what's your name again?

[cannoneer]

The name's Cyborg.

[divinacommedia]

And I'm Battler!

Nice to meet you!

[cannoneer]

Battler, huh? You go around picking a lot of fights?

[divinacommedia]

Ihihihi.... not really, but I do have a pretty bad temper. I've gotten into plenty of fights back home because of it.

[cannoneer]

Really? You seem pretty relaxed to me, man.

[divinacommedia]

That's because I'm happy right now!

Trust me.... if you'd see me talking to certain uh.... witches, I wouldn't be smiling at all.

[cannoneer]

Witches, huh? Why?

[divinacommedia]

Trust me, they're just bad news!

They just like to kill people in horrible ways....

[cannoneer]

Not all witches are like that.

[There's Raven. Raven's cool.]

[divinacommedia]

Heh.... I think I have yet to meet a witch that wasn't-....

[oh wait, his sister.]

Nevermind, you're right, not all or bad- but most are.

[cannoneer]

I just know one. And she's saved the world. So they're alright in my book.

[divinacommedia]

Whaaat? Really? You must have found a rare nice witch alright!

The ones I know.... like to kill people and then revive them.

[cannoneer]

Can't say I've run into anyone like that.

[divinacommedia]

I have! Be careful! I don't want any of those witches to one day show up in Luceti.

[cannoneer]

Now that I ain't worried about. Witches seem pretty lame when you just went up against the master of all evil.

[divinacommedia]

M...Master of all evil? Hey, that sounds interesting!

[cannoneer]

The guy was like five hundred feet tall. And as ugly as they come.

[divinacommedia]

...That's huge! How'd you beat him?!

[cannoneer]

Man, that's a long story. Some other time. I don't want my buddy finding out here before I can tell him myself.

[divinacommedia]

Your buddy?

[cannoneer]

Robin. He's off on some mission, apparently.

[divinacommedia]

Jeez... those missions are all over the place.

[cannoneer]

You ever been on one?