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Battler Ushiromiya ([personal profile] divinacommedia) wrote2012-07-14 01:16 pm

003 | Video (forward dated to July 15th)

[Well.... he's more than pleased today, definitely.]

Ihihihi....! I can't believe it, before I left my world I was constantly stuck in that loop of October 4th and 5th~! Not anymore though! Oh no! And today is even a special day....

That's right, I'm turning nineteen today! Wahaha! I can actually say it's my birthday! Now.... I have a special request for presents....

Let's see 'em ladies, those wonderful chests of yours! Beautiful, bouncy, and ripe for the picking! I can't wait, I can't wait! Just one touch~!
everyonesconfidant: (happiness in the cosmos)

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[personal profile] everyonesconfidant 2012-07-16 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Hiro's got an idea. He cues up a video, and he's grinning like a half-moon goon.]

Hey, so you're another one of the July babies, huh? Happy birthday! My birthday was just three days ago- July 12th. I'm 19 now, too.

First, let me get this out of my system. [A deep breath...] PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT! Ha ha ha! Sorry... it's a little joke from home. Girls walk in on me half-naked all the time, so I call them perverts as a joke. Some take it better than others, though.

Now that that's out of the way... [He quickly looks from side to side, as if someone could be watching him.] I've got something you might like. Do you wanna see some of the girls from my world? They're quite, um, bountiful. I spied on them with a friend during physicals, and both of us were quite impressed with what we saw. To be fair, though, they're clothed in the pictures I have. Are you interested in having a little consolation prize?

[Yes, he's being a horrible, horrible pervert. But hey, it's not so bad for a guy to gossip about cute or sexy girls, is it now? It's just a little gossip between guys! Right?]
everyonesconfidant: (the smile everyone knows)

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[personal profile] everyonesconfidant 2012-07-16 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha... They tend to walk into my room to wake me up, and I sleep shirtless sometimes, so I ambush them with the pervert thing.

Yeah! I was kind of dragged into it... I walked into the wrong exam hall by accident and a peeping friend dragged me in. Everything was going fine till another guy blew our cover. [A pause.] So do you wanna see?
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[personal profile] everyonesconfidant 2012-07-16 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Alright! I'll show you the one I think you'll like most first. [He pulls out his cell phone, pulls up a picture of this lovely lady, and holds it up to the camera.] What do you think? She's a real beauty, isn't she?
everyonesconfidant: (happiness with friends)

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[personal profile] everyonesconfidant 2012-07-17 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! And the best part is that she walks around like that all the time! Do you want to see more girls? They might be kind of a disappointment compared to this first one though.