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003 | Video (forward dated to July 15th)

[Well.... he's more than pleased today, definitely.]

Ihihihi....! I can't believe it, before I left my world I was constantly stuck in that loop of October 4th and 5th~! Not anymore though! Oh no! And today is even a special day....

That's right, I'm turning nineteen today! Wahaha! I can actually say it's my birthday! Now.... I have a special request for presents....

Let's see 'em ladies, those wonderful chests of yours! Beautiful, bouncy, and ripe for the picking! I can't wait, I can't wait! Just one touch~!

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Subtle...? Ihihi where's the fun in that?

I'm just messing around anyways.

Messing around? Ohhh, I get it! You're just trying to make people mad, right?

...That's so totally lame. This is almost as bad as making a prank phone call or something.

I'm not trying to make people mad exactly....!

I'm a pervert, I'll admit that! But... aahh... I guess when it comes down to it I can't really go through with certain things. A pervert needs to be smacked away if he tries anything after all!

If you're saying that kind of stuff, what did you expect...?

But...even if you are kind of a creepo, if that's the way you really think, maaaaybe, you're not as much of a creepo as I thought you were.

Ihihihi..... I'm just happy I'm even getting a birthday...

[after repeating all those days while in purgatory, somewhere deep down he didn't think he'd ever get out.]

A little fun is all I want.

If you want some fun, why don't you like, um...I don't know, have a party or something like that? Less girls would probably think badly of you if you did that instead of...this.

Yeah don't worry, I'll probably have a party!

Good to hear. Whenever you have it, I hope you have fun. And try not to like, cheese off anyone.

And uh, even though I don't really know you, uh, happy birthday, I guess...!

I wasn't trying to tick anyone off here either, honest!

Jeez, where are my manners? Name's Battler Ushiromiya~! Thanks for the birthday wishes!

Even if you weren't trying to...

[Battler? Pilouette starts to think about what a strange name that is, but then remembers that she doesn't have any room to comment on the subject.]

Oh, um, I'm Pilouette Bonheur. Uh, nice to meet you.

[yeah talk about weird names.]

Pi....Pilouette... -san? [trying to say her name, sorry he's not the best with western pronunciations.]

Mmm... that's an interesting name, it's pretty though I like it.

Y-You can just call me Pils if that's easier. Lots of people do.

A-And I don't think it's really all that interesting of a name! I mean, it's, uh, actually kind of...

[Stupid.]

Well.

I've never head of anyone named Battler, though. I mean, that's a really interesting name. Like the kind you always hear about celebrities giving to their kids back home.

Pils! That's much easier!

Yeah where I'm from that's not a common name at all. I come from a rich family- is that close enough?

I guess it's close enough. Not that I really know any rich people back home, so I don't know if unusual names are a common thing even in rich families...I always thought celebrities did it to get people talking or something. Maybe some people just like uncommon names or something.

Oh probably, I wouldn't put it past them.

I'm already mad enough at my parents for this name, I couldn't imagine being named something even weirder!

Oh! So you don't even like your name, huh? I'm the same way! Knowing where it came from...I tried going by my middle name when I started sixth grade, but all it took was one substitute teacher to ruin it!

No I don't! It's because it can be read as Sento-kun in Japanese, most people call me that initially and it just ticks me off-!

Damn, you should have played it up like they weren't calling you!

...What? Is Sento-kun like, an even weirder name or something?

[Battler. That plan is brilliant. Give her a second to take it in.]

I-I can't believe I didn't think of that! Most of my teachers knew not to call me that, so I was so surprised that I couldn't even think! I just answered! That would have been a totally awesome idea!

[so much regret right here]

No but everyone reads my name wrong, it's annoying!

[he's a genius.]

See, see? It's just the little things you need to do!

Ohhh. Yeah, that totally does sound annoying! I mean, even worse than having a weird name is having people get it wrong all the time...

And I wish I would have thought of that when I got here! Instead, I just blurted out my real name to the first person who asked! I totally could have started off here with a good name! Like Colette! Or Christie or something!

Well well.... I could pretend I never heard your name.

Aah... what was it again? Dammit, better remind me.

[NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!!]

Ah! Um...Oh, uh, okay um...

[She's always thought about what name she would change to if she shad the chance and there are just so many good ones!]

C-Coll- W-Wait, no! Um, Marlene! I mean, Bernadette! No, wait...Um...

I...I can't choose...!

[....]

Really? That was horrible.

W-Well it's hard to pick a new name on the spot, you know! Like, it takes a lot of thought! I can't just pick any old thing!

Surely there's one name that stands out, one that you really want!

003 | Video (forward dated to July 15th)

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