003 | Video (forward dated to July 15th)

[divinacommedia]

[Well.... he's more than pleased today, definitely.]

Ihihihi....! I can't believe it, before I left my world I was constantly stuck in that loop of October 4th and 5th~! Not anymore though! Oh no! And today is even a special day....

That's right, I'm turning nineteen today! Wahaha! I can actually say it's my birthday! Now.... I have a special request for presents....

Let's see 'em ladies, those wonderful chests of yours! Beautiful, bouncy, and ripe for the picking! I can't wait, I can't wait! Just one touch~!

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[magentarific]

I don't want to drink out of a little plastic cup and you're the one who said you wanted to share!

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[divinacommedia]

No! I get a drink you get one! Not sharing! Don't be stupid!

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[magentarific]

I still think it's funnier if the birthday boy has to have a plastic cup.

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[divinacommedia]

It's not funny it's.. embarrassing! Oi!

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[magentarific]

What if I got one and decorated it just for you?

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[divinacommedia]

[he sighs.]

Fine fine.... that's okay.

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[magentarific]

A birthday present from me to you. I'd make the cup from scratch but I don't know the pottery or anything. If I got you something I didn't make then it'd be something you could just get walking down the street right?

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[divinacommedia]

Oh, well that's true enough. I'll be happy whatever I get though.

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[magentarific]

Well I already showed you my chest, so consider this a bonus.

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[divinacommedia]

Ihihi! It was a horrible chest.

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[magentarific]

I'm glad I don't ever have to worry about you grabbing my chest.

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[divinacommedia]

I might end up stealing it though....

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[magentarific]

What the hell would you need to steal my chest for!? Just go get your own from the store.

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[divinacommedia]

But I want your chest! I wonder what I'll put inside it....

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[magentarific]

It's booby trapped.

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[divinacommedia]

Oh of course it is! [it's a chest after all.]

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[magentarific]

No I mean literally, if you don't open it correctly you're in for a big surprise and everyone will know that you tried to get into my things.

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[divinacommedia]

Don't tell me you packed it with foam or something.

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[magentarific]

Spray adhesive, glitter, and that permanent ink that they use in banks to prevent theft so it doesn't come off. I'm working on a sleeping gas, but that's a little harder to get ahold of.

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[divinacommedia]

[........]

What the hell is inside that chest....?!

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[magentarific]

[ She shrugs. ]

Some of my stuff. It doesn't really matter what's in it, right?

[ Absolutely nothing important, even, she just doesn't want people going through her stuff. ]

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[divinacommedia]

I don't know, knowing you I think you'd have an entire army inside that thing.

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[magentarific]

An armament maybe, but I think I'd have a very cranky army if I tried to fit them in a chest.

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[divinacommedia]

I wouldn't put it past you though....

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[magentarific]

What kind of image have I been giving myself somehow?